Tumblr (3.0; @jpsmythe)http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/<p>Oh! Jamie Cullum went to sleep one night and woke up as a mediocre version of Ben Folds, apparently.</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/198711149http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/198711149Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:42:46 +0100<p>As the day has progressed my throat has closed more and more to the point where it feels as if I have got an egg stuck in my gullet. Woo.</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/198711140http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/198711140Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:42:45 +0100<p>FLU. FLU FLU FLU FLU FLU.</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/198711093http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/198711093Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:42:41 +0100<p>Today’s Daily Mail has told me that the plural of “Criticism” is “Criticism’s”. I don’t know how to even begin criticis’ing that.</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/198711063http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/198711063Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:42:39 +0100<p>The September Issue - a doc about Vogue/Anna Wintour - is brill. Great insight into publishing & fashion - 2 things I didn’t know much about</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/198711054http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/198711054Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:42:38 +0100<p>Mediocrity, thy name is Eastwick. Charisma-lessness, thy name is the guy they got to play Darryl Van Horne. Joanna, thy name is NOT Sukie.</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/198711037http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/198711037Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:42:36 +0100<p>Vikki, getting stressed about preparing a class, just suggested that there might be a romance novel called ‘The Slutty Black Rose’.</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/198710994http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/198710994Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:42:31 +0100<p>Cardiff John Lewis is huge. It gave me a frying pan, some bowls and new stereo…</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/197378322http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/197378322Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:32:39 +0100<p>I know I’m in a minority, but I have spent *more* money on music & tv shows since the advent of torrents. This ‘3 strikes’ rule? Idiocy.</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/197378323http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/197378323Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:32:39 +0100<p>What should I play as the first song on my new stereo, world?</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/197378320http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/197378320Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:32:39 +0100<p>Nobody told me that there was a new Masters Of Reality album. Oh Jesus.</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/197378315http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/197378315Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:32:38 +0100<p>Surrogates review: It was *okay*, I suppose, nearly, sort of. Shocking script; entirely composed of stock cliché phrases and exposition.</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/197378316http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/197378316Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:32:38 +0100<p>We have a winner! It’s going to be Kittens singing Christmas Carols. I’ll let you know how it goes.</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/197378319http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/197378319Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:32:38 +0100<p>A Mamet-written Diary Of Anne Frank set in the Middle East with suicide bombers? Sounds more interesting than Nazis. <a href="http://bit.ly/3DTnTU">http://bit.ly/3DTnTU</a></p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/197378317http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/197378317Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:32:38 +0100<p>Well, that was hideous. Here’s the dog’s reaction: <a href="http://pic.gd/71cdb">http://pic.gd/71cdb</a></p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/197378318http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/197378318Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:32:38 +0100<p>This Sony Wand thing for PS3 sounds absolutely hideous. If I wanted a Wii I would buy a Wii.</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/196401739http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/196401739Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:38:29 +0100<p>Teaching in Aberaman today; I’m prepped.</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/196401746http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/196401746Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:38:29 +0100<p>That drive was horrific. I think I now have a head of shock-white hair, like the guy in It after he sees Pennywise.</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/196401730http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/196401730Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:38:28 +0100<p>I’m buying the McSweeney’s iPhone app to support them as a publisher of great new fiction. You should too. (<a href="http://bit.ly/14Kp3C">http://bit.ly/14Kp3C</a>)</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/196401719http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/196401719Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:38:28 +0100<p>Wow. Heroes’ viewing figures are down 46% from last season. That can’t be a sign of good health, surely?</p>http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/195424084http://jpsmythe.tumblr.com/post/195424084Thu, 24 Sep 2009 02:46:25 +0100